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Our ducks have written your auto-responder, so you don’t have to lift a finger… okay, maybe just one to copy and paste! Copy and Paste the below message into your auto-responder and pack your bags; see you soon!

Subject: Stuck in a Time Loop: Delayed Response, But Working to Break Free!


Thanks for reaching out. Unfortunately, I am currently caught up in a time loop. Yes, you read it right, I am experiencing the same day over and over again, and I am unable to respond to your email at the moment.

But, fear not! I have spent my time wisely learning a range of skills to help me break this cycle. When I finally escape this never-ending loop, I’ll be back to provide you with the best service possible.

If you need help with any urgent requests, please contact my co-worker, [insert co-worker’s name and email address]. They will be able to help you during this time.

Until then, I’ll continue working on breaking the cycle and developing new skills, so I can ensure the utmost customer satisfaction when we finally get to connect.

Thank you for your patience and understanding, and I look forward to being in touch as soon as possible.

Yours in timelessness,

[Your Name]

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