Our ducks have written your auto-responder, so you don’t have to lift a finger… okay, maybe just one to copy and paste! Copy and Paste the below message into your auto-responder and pack your bags; see you soon!
Thanks for reaching out. Unfortunately, I am currently caught up in a time loop. Yes, you read it right, I am experiencing the same day over and over again, and I am unable to respond to your email at the moment.
But, fear not! I have spent my time wisely learning a range of skills to help me break this cycle. When I finally escape this never-ending loop, I’ll be back to provide you with the best service possible.
If you need help with any urgent requests, please contact my co-worker, [insert co-worker’s name and email address]. They will be able to help you during this time.
Until then, I’ll continue working on breaking the cycle and developing new skills, so I can ensure the utmost customer satisfaction when we finally get to connect.
Thank you for your patience and understanding, and I look forward to being in touch as soon as possible.
Yours in timelessness,