I'm OOO on Vacation!

Our ducks have written your auto-responder, so you don’t have to lift a finger… okay, maybe just one to copy and paste! Copy and Paste the below message into your auto-responder and pack your bags; see you soon!

Subject: Temporary Absence, Jokes Inside, and an Assistant for You!

Hey there!

You’ve reached the inbox of [Your Name], the teacher who is temporarily out of the classroom but never out of humor! 🎉

Fear not, I’m not ignoring you; I’ve just temporarily transformed into an AI teaching assistant while I’m away. Who knew that even teachers need a vacation from the chalkboard, right?

While I’m catching some rays or sipping on some digital tea, here are a few jokes to brighten your day:

• • Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  • What do you call fake spaghetti? An “Impasta”!

Feel free to laugh out loud or even share these with your students (just don’t tell them who gave you the jokes!). 🤫

If your inquiry is urgent, please contact [Assistant Principal’s Name] at [email/phone number] as they’re always ready to lend a helping hand.

I’ll be back in the classroom on [Your Return Date], energized and full of cheesy jokes. Until then, wishing you a laughter-filled day!

Warmest regards,

[Your Name]

The Comically Absent Teacher 🎭