Our ducks have written your auto-responder, so you don’t have to lift a finger… okay, maybe just one to copy and paste! Copy and Paste the below message into your auto-responder and pack your bags; see you soon!
🏖️ I’ve traded my keyboard for beach sand, and Excel sheets for beach towels! 🏄♂️
📆 Dates: [Your Departure Date] to [Your Return Date] 🏝️ Whereabouts: Chasing sunsets and ice cream trucks! 🍦 Vacation Sport: Competitive sandcastle building – I’m going for gold! 🏆
I’m currently unplugged from the digital world, but no worries, I’ll be back to reality and email land before you can say, “Seashells by the seashore!”
In the meantime, here’s a joke to keep you afloat:
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything! 🧪😆
Why did the beach blush?
Because the sea-weed! 😄
For urgent matters, contact [Your Emergency Contact Person] at [Emergency Contact Email/Phone]. They’ll handle things like a pro!
Wishing you all the best until I return. Let’s swap stories and more terrible jokes once I’m back!
Chief Seashell Collector 🐚🌊