Untame Your Valentine’s Day with the Love & Learn Nooner!

February 20th, 2026

The iconic Nooner package returns with a brand new theme sure to make your heart (and other parts) flutter! This year, we’re busting boring Valentine’s Day plans with an educational and sex-positive deal at Hotel Zed, inviting you and your beloved to celebrate your connection and get your school on. Anyone for a little librarian role play? The “Love & Learn” Nooner offers an afternoon stay in our sexy-retro rooms and a private 60-minute session with acclaimed sex coach and educator Maxine Fischer. Also in February, we’ll be hosting three free in-person workshops open to all at Hotel Zed Victoria.

The Juicy Nooner Details

Our Love & Learn Nooner package is all about embracing sex-positivity and intimate learning. Yes, we want you to get down and dirty in the middle of the day, AND gain insights into your love life. That’s why we’ve teamed up with acclaimed sex coach and educator Maxine Fischer to offer you an unforgettable experience.

Here’s what you get:

• A private retro-chic room with a luxurious king-size bed from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Friday, February 14th.
• A 60-minute private session with Maxine Fischer. The private session can be in-person for Victoria guests or virtual. It’s your chance to explore topics like desire mapping, improving communication, expanding pleasure, and overcoming blocks of arousal. When you book your Nooner package, you’ll get info on how to connect directly with Maxine to schedule your session.

Pricing & Availability

• Get your Nooner package for $169, with the option to upgrade to a full night’s stay for an additional $69 (see what we did there).
• The Love & Learn Nooner package is only available on February 14!
• Reserve your room at any Zed location (Tofino, Kelowna, Victoria). Spaces are limited — book now!
• Booking is open now until February 11. Don’t miss this!

Free (Sexy!) Workshops at Hotel Zed Victoria

Can’t make it for the Nooner package? Don’t get your knickers in a knot! Hotel Zed Victoria is hosting three in-person workshops in February facilitated by the one and only Maxine Fischer. Whether you’re a guest or a local looking to learn, you’ll want to make space in your calendar from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. and meet us in Grandma’s Basement to dive into these topics: 

1. Thursday, February 6: Rekindling the Spark – For new parents and people in long-term relationships.  
2. Thursday, February 13: Decoding Desire – For singles and couples who want to increase desire and pleasure.   
3. Thursday, February 20: Intro to Kink – For all rebels curious about BDSM and a safe space to ask your burning questions about all things kink.  

Registration is required for these tantalizing workshops, so register today to save your spot! Oh, and more great news, workshop attendees can book a room at Hotel Zed Victoria for a discounted rate of $109. Talk about a smart and sexy date night!

Why Choose the Nooner?

If you missed out on Nooners past, like the Shaggin’ Wagon or the Self-Love Celebration, you’ll want to get in on the action this year — and there’s a LOT of action waiting to happen! At Hotel Zed, we believe that embracing connection is more exciting than cliché roses. Our Love & Learn Nooner package is the rebellious answer to tacky Valentine’s Day plans. It’s a chance to celebrate intimacy and healthy sexual connection with your main squeeze in a fun, educational setting.

Book Your Nooner Now!

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to learn, love, and indulge in a little afternoon delight. Book your Love & Learn Nooner package today and get ready for a Valentine’s Day that’s anything but boring! So come as you are, bring your curiosity, and let’s celebrate love in all its forms!